the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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