That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
