At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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