I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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