My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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