So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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