Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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