i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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