he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize