There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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