I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My penis needs a shock collar
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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