So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
