i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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