Its about making memories worth repressing
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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