I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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