I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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