shes about as inviting as chlamydia
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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