i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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