DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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