Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She is in my trunk
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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