were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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