Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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