Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
