Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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