Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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