batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just high enough for therapy.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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