dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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