No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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