mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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