Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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