check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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