Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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