As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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