Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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