I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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