Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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