Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there was a trapeze. enough said
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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