We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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