i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Everyone says I win the strip club
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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