just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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