If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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