I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
we should paint friendship bongs
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