nut hugger
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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