My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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