no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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