They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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