..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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