Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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