I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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