wanna go halves on a baby?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
the raccoons are back...
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