I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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