i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just googled if crying burns calories
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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