theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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